Here's what REALLY happened in Japan: ...
A teenage boy about seventeen saw a notebook land on the ground. The notebook said "Death Note". The kid was like "Ehh, screw it-- can't be real." but then he thought the concept was interesting and took the notebook home. There, he turned to the first page, decided to be an idiot, and wrote:
9001 ÷ 040 seconds later...KABOOMJAPANTSUNAMIEARTHQUAKEASDFGHJKL;;ReAe
This was just a thought and is in no way implying that I think what happened was funny. It wasn't.
PRAY FOR JAPAN. 1-2-3-GO!